Not only useable in the U.S. for it has many good targets and it is a T party election year after all. Sadly, the latest Russian ban might make such items non-sell able to Putin protestors. In this country some liberals like Finestone and Pelosikovite would have them banned. Hong Kong, now returned to China has already been de-rocked. Safer objects like vegetables and manure have been used instead.
I rarely give out names of the bidders but Geode Biden or a proxy may have been one of them. I suspect he is storing these geodes for when Shrillery actually announces her bid for the White House. I could have named them Obama balls for that matter. With great appreciation for the “ira” (international rock association) (not NRA) that has come to my defense vs. the now vacant and deleted Holdem Attorney General’s message …
ira: “Rocks don’t kill people, People kill people!” Stupid. That’s why we are exporting tons of these things to Saudi Arabia, Israel, ISIS and and whoever needs rocks to bang heads in. When I lived in the ‘war zone’ of Boston/Roxbery – Mattapan (aka “Murderpan” I regularly carried one in each pocket.
With the Homeland Security forces securely in force and the Obama plan to disarm the public I strongly urge you to stock up on rocks. Civilization is built on the sedimentary backs of the unwashed and sometimes gritty understory. Sometimes it metamorphoses into something interesting. In reality it is governed by Trumpish Plutarch’s – or similar igneous material that rules the present geology.
El Capitan may have been a pluton unearthed in its granite splendor. Sadly it does not reflect the half dome of Biden or some of the other candidates that will represent the clay and the all too sedimentary American public.
“As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron.” – H.L. Mencken
Politics is much like sausages. You prefer not knowing the contents or what went into it. Since I am on a political rant here, please read my comment on Secession – Pacific Rimica. And since the West Coast has always been derided as the home of nuts, fruits, squirrels and pot smokers, I must add this addendum to getting stoned in Israel.